Millennials Buying a Cave House

MILLENNIALS BUYING A HOUSE NO ONE REALLY WANTS TO HANG NOW, I GOTTA CRAWL IT'S WHERE HE GOES WHEN HE DOESN'T WANT TO TO THE HALLWAY DOWN TO THE JUST A YOU KNOW,

A deadpan video tours a snowy cave presented as a millennial’s new house. The camera moves through narrow rocky tunnels and cramped “rooms,” showing a seated man, candles, and a deer-like animal while captions parody a normal home tour. The joke is that unaffordable housing has supposedly reduced millennials to living in a cave, with the absurd underground layout described in cheerful real-estate language. A calm spoken narration, faint music, and mundane tour commentary make the extreme cave setting even funnier. EN: A deadpan video tours a snowy cave presented as a millennial’s new house. The camera moves through narrow rocky tunnels and cramped “rooms,” showing a seated man, candles, and a deer-like animal while captions parody a normal home tour. The joke is that unaffordable housing has supposedly reduced millennials to living in a cave, with the absurd underground layout described in cheerful real-estate language. A calm spoken narration, faint music, and mundane tour commentary make the extreme cave setting even funnier.

Full transparency. I'm also the camera person. Not really want to hang out the cave. Here we're coming up to the bedroom. Really comfy pad. Moose hide on top. Now I gotta crawl over that to get to the next room. If you walk through the closet, you get to the entrance to Carl's room. That's where he goes when he doesn't want to talk. Who's Carl? Carl! Through the hallway down to the living room. One of my favorite spaces. Great place to just hang out. Still a whole lot of this. Is that a Tommy doctor? That's about it. You know, you make your way out, you just gotta make sure that you take a left and not a right or else you'll just wander forever.

• @antichirst / 15519 2024-02-02