Lesbian Horseshoe Crabs
Are these crabs havin a shag I’m actually not sure. Those look like two females, but maybe? The males, which latch onto the back, are notably smaller. Woa Lesbians....
A text-message exchange shows two horseshoe crabs attached together on wet sand. One person asks whether they are having sex, while the other explains that the larger crabs appear to be females and that males are smaller. The punchline is the surprised conclusion that the pair must be lesbians, treating animal mating behavior like human relationship drama. EN: A text-message exchange shows two horseshoe crabs attached together on wet sand. One person asks whether they are having sex, while the other explains that the larger crabs appear to be females and that males are smaller. The punchline is the surprised conclusion that the pair must be lesbians, treating animal mating behavior like human relationship drama.
horseshoe crab / мечехвостsecond horseshoe crab / второй мечехвостwet sand / влажный песокshell / панцирьsea water / морская водаattached animals / сцепившиеся животныеtext message screenshot / скриншот перепискиblue chat bubble / синее сообщениеgray chat bubble / серое сообщениеphone interface / интерфейс телефона
- @afrosidemoon / 69455 2024-12-12
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- image
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- 658×800 · 83.3 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, surprised
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- en
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