Remote Work Job Application

Con: Can't silently judge coworkers Please describe in detail the environment in which you would regularly perform your remote work from. Include any security measures you have in place. 8x8 soundproof room with a single low-wattage nightlight to eliminate. No windows. several claymores at the entry point. 35-digit passcode on digital keypad, updates the code every 60 seconds. Navy Seal sniper nestled in the corner with a .50 cal pointed at the door; he is mute so he cannot talk to me during work. Currently contracting with Kevin Mcallister for future "Home Alone" style booby (lol) traps. What is the salary range you are seeking in your next position? $1/day with a quarterly "I'm proud of you, son" from my direct manager.

A screenshot of a remote-work job application shows absurd answers about an 8x8 soundproof room, claymores, a sniper, and Home Alone-style traps, followed by a request for only $1 per day and occasional paternal praise. The joke is that the applicant treats remote work like an extreme security bunker while revealing a comically low salary expectation and a need for approval from a manager. EN: A screenshot of a remote-work job application shows absurd answers about an 8x8 soundproof room, claymores, a sniper, and Home Alone-style traps, followed by a request for only $1 per day and occasional paternal praise. The joke is that the applicant treats remote work like an extreme security bunker while revealing a comically low salary expectation and a need for approval from a manager.

• @antichirst / 15440 2024-01-28