抽烟喝酒与长寿悖论

不抽烟, 不喝酒, 的林彪同志—63岁 Comrade Lin Biao, who never smoked nor drunk alcohol: died 63. 不抽烟, 只喝酒, 的恩来同志—73岁 Comrade Zhou Enlai, who never smoke but drink alcohol: died 73. 只抽烟, 不喝酒, 的泽东同志—83岁 Comrade Mao Zedong, who only smoke but never drink alcohol: died 83. 既抽烟, 又喝酒, 的小平同志—93岁 Comrade Deng Xiaoping, who did smoke and drink alcohol: died 93. 吃喝嫖赌五毒俱全, 的学良同志—103岁 Comrade Zhang Xueliang who was into drugs and booze and hoes and all kinds of debauchery: died 103. 不抽不喝好事做尽, 的雷锋同志—23岁 Comrade Lei Feng, who was the epitome of temperance and an example among men: died 23.

这是一张用中国历史人物对比吸烟、饮酒、放纵和长寿的讽刺式表格。林彪、周恩来、毛泽东、邓小平和张学良的生活习惯与去世年龄被逐项列出，最后以生活极其节制却23岁去世的雷锋作反转。笑点是用个别案例荒谬地反驳健康生活方式能延年益寿的常识，适合表达对“养生未必长寿”的黑色幽默。 EN: This meme is a satirical chart comparing smoking, drinking, debauchery, and longevity through Chinese historical figures. It lists the habits and ages at death of Lin Biao, Zhou Enlai, Mao Zedong, Deng Xiaoping, and Zhang Xueliang, ending with the twist that the famously temperate Lei Feng died at 23. The joke absurdly uses anecdotal examples to contradict the common belief that healthy living guarantees a long life, making it useful as dark humor about longevity and “health advice.”

• @antichirst / 15404 2024-01-24