The Jeet Shaker Machine

>Be me >fucking jeets next door (townhouse, shared wall) jeets doing jeet things like having *FUCKING FIRES ON THEIR LIVING ROOM FLOOR* >Jeery setting off smoke detector >City refuses to do anything >3 times a day the jeet has fires or incense going >once a day the jeet will ring bells for 30mins at a time >go on amazon >purchase 40W concrete shaker >create priceletad >connect Jeetshaker to smartplug >research lease laws in city >noise can't be more frequent than every 60mins, can't last longer than 10mins >Create Housemassitant(smart home) rule to turn on concrete 40W shaker every 61 mins for 10 mins >Rule has exception for when house is occupied (alarm state must = armed-away) Every time we leave the house the jeets have their entire house shake hourly. Jeets moved Video of the jeetshaker in action: https://streamable.com/vr99ap Dear Anon, I've done my part. How are you protecting Canada from the Jeet scourge? What are the political implications of a coordinated Anti-Jeet movement in Canada?

A screenshot shows a homemade vibration device built from weights, a motor, and a smart plug, presented as a machine for shaking a neighboring townhouse every hour while the owner is away. The joke is an absurd revenge fantasy against noisy neighbors, using overengineered smart-home automation to retaliate against fires, incense, bells, and other disturbances. It is shared as a reaction to petty neighborhood conflicts and exaggerated anti-neighbor schemes. EN: A screenshot shows a homemade vibration device built from weights, a motor, and a smart plug, presented as a machine for shaking a neighboring townhouse every hour while the owner is away. The joke is an absurd revenge fantasy against noisy neighbors, using overengineered smart-home automation to retaliate against fires, incense, bells, and other disturbances. It is shared as a reaction to petty neighborhood conflicts and exaggerated anti-neighbor schemes.

• @antichirst / 15330 2024-01-18