The Million Polygon Screw
Time for the story of the lagging room in our AAA game when the designer shrank an entire full sized pirate ship to put in a bottle on a shelf. THE MILLION POLYGON SCREW
A game designer explains that a room lags because an entire full-sized pirate ship was shrunk and placed inside a bottle on a shelf. The punchline is that an absurdly detailed screw contains a million polygons, humorously blaming extreme video-game overengineering for poor performance. EN: A game designer explains that a room lags because an entire full-sized pirate ship was shrunk and placed inside a bottle on a shelf. The punchline is that an absurdly detailed screw contains a million polygons, humorously blaming extreme video-game overengineering for poor performance.
cartoon character / мультяшный персонажdiver helmet / водолазный шлемmagnifying glasses / увеличительные очкиlong nose / длинный носscrew / винт3D wireframe model / каркасная 3D-модельpirate ship / пиратский корабльglass bottle / стеклянная бутылкаshelf / полкаcomputer game / компьютерная играblue background / синий фонred glow / красное свечение
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- @afrosidemoon / 61345 2023-12-01
- @antichirst / 15236 2024-01-08
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- image
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- 627×800 · 82.7 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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