Miyazaki Announces the Next Soulsborne

Me in 2025 when Miyazaki announces that the next Soulsborne will be a medieval dark fantasy game inspired by Berserk where you play as a nobody in a land past its prime who has to rise to become the king of the lands, one of the game's endings will revolve around fire, and the final boss will be a husk of his former self:

A close-up white-and-brown cat stares wide-eyed at the camera beneath a long caption imagining Hidetaka Miyazaki announcing an idealized new Soulsborne game inspired by Berserk. The joke is that the described plot combines familiar Dark Souls tropes so perfectly that the cat looks stunned with excitement and disbelief; people send it as a reaction to an exciting but implausibly perfect game announcement. EN: A close-up white-and-brown cat stares wide-eyed at the camera beneath a long caption imagining Hidetaka Miyazaki announcing an idealized new Soulsborne game inspired by Berserk. The joke is that the described plot combines familiar Dark Souls tropes so perfectly that the cat looks stunned with excitement and disbelief; people send it as a reaction to an exciting but implausibly perfect game announcement.

• @afrosidemoon / 68948 2024-11-17