I Speak With Everyone Differently

Text on the meme

I SPEAK WITH GOD IN LATIN WITH MY BROS IN ENGLISH WITH MY HORSE IN SPANISH WITH WOMEN I DON'T

What it means

A muscular bearded warrior sits at a table with food and a drink, delivering a grand declaration about the languages he uses with God, his friends, and his horse. The punchline is that he claims not to speak with women at all, making the image an absurd, exaggerated macho reaction meme.

Who

Conan the Barbarian

Objects

muscular bearded man / мускулистый бородатый мужчина warrior / воин long hair / длинные волосы head covering / головной убор bare chest / голый торс arm muscles / мышцы рук table / стол ceramic mug / керамическая кружка bread / хлеб food platter / блюдо с едой dark background / тёмный фон sitting pose / сидячая поза