First Time Trying Shrooms

Somebody help I’m really scared Im shrooms for the first time ever I got frend he told me not to eat but I got hungry and ate two WHOLE tins of baked beans it’s been a hour and haven’t farted yet my belly is expanding I can’t call the ambulance because they’ll know I’ve taken drugs

A frightened man is shown biting his hand while a Reddit post claims that someone eating two whole tins of baked beans after taking mushrooms is experiencing an expanding belly and cannot call an ambulance. The joke comes from the absurd misunderstanding: the writer blames the mushrooms and fears admitting drug use, while the real concern is comically framed as trapped gas from the beans. EN: A frightened man is shown biting his hand while a Reddit post claims that someone eating two whole tins of baked beans after taking mushrooms is experiencing an expanding belly and cannot call an ambulance. The joke comes from the absurd misunderstanding: the writer blames the mushrooms and fears admitting drug use, while the real concern is comically framed as trapped gas from the beans.

• @antichirst / 15066 2023-12-20