Red Lobster Buffet Justice

This story gets even better. The daughter of a friend is a waitress at red lobster. It's 100% obese blacks that drove the massive loss. According to her this is how it went down: As soon as the Red Lobster corporate announced the promotion, blackers were piling into the restaurants and doing their typical jigaboo shit, like two people order all you can eat shrimp meals, and six people eat them. So of course the individual franchises have to start having managers and extra staff observe blacks eating their meals etc., so what do the seafood buffet americans do? Ofc, dunquarius and shaiquondan ain du nuffin wrong. So they start calling Red Lobster corporate and reporting the individual franchises for ryacisms and discrimination. So what does red lobster corporate do? Ofc it sides with our beloved professionally obese americans and starts pressuring the individual franchises to stop supporting white supremacy (expecting black customers to pay for food) the franchises say "fuck your corporate" and just open the buffet valves and let the delicious crustaceans flow. Blacks pack their melinated magick bodies with the finest shrimp buffet this side of MLK blvd, the franchises don't get accused of raycism, and red lobster corporate takes a 20 million dollar profit loss. Our super fabulous diverse and inclusive sacred capitalist democracy marches on

This is a long satirical story presented as a supposedly triumphant account of obese Black customers overwhelming a Red Lobster shrimp promotion. The exaggerated racist language and fake corporate conflict parody bigoted internet posts, making the punchline the narrator’s absurd claim that “diversity” and buffet food caused a massive corporate loss.

• @antichirst / 14868 2023-12-01