Feral Homeless Family Runs the Town

I'm not kidding. there's a feral family that has been homeless here since the Civil War (them and there offspring all chose to be homeless), and they have hundreds of offspring who collectively managed to get each other jobs at the municipal bureaucracy. And apparently 20% of the taxpayer money here is being funneled directly towards their "Elder", an 108 old blind, illiterate man who lives in the sewers. If you complain about this in public, they will find out and make you disappear. So most people go on about their lives. How do I fix this?

A text-based forum post claims that a feral homeless family has controlled a town since the Civil War, placing its descendants in municipal jobs and funneling taxpayer money to an elderly leader living in the sewers. The absurd conspiracy becomes funny because it is presented as a serious civic complaint, ending with the helpless question, “How do I fix this?” EN: A text-based forum post claims that a feral homeless family has controlled a town since the Civil War, placing its descendants in municipal jobs and funneling taxpayer money to an elderly leader living in the sewers. The absurd conspiracy becomes funny because it is presented as a serious civic complaint, ending with the helpless question, “How do I fix this?”

• @antichirst / 14780 2023-11-23