Circumcise Me Captain

Just had a child say “circumcise me, captain!” And his mom smacked him in the back of the head and said “I’m so sorry I don’t know where he heard that I don’t even know if he knows what that means” and I’m thinking about how kids are just walking shitpost generators LMFAO

A social media post recounts a child unexpectedly saying “circumcise me, captain!” and his embarrassed mother scolding him. The joke is that children repeat bizarre adult phrases without understanding them, making them accidental “walking shitpost generators.” The follow-up “LMFAO” signals that the situation is being shared as an absurd reaction meme. EN: A social media post recounts a child unexpectedly saying “circumcise me, captain!” and his embarrassed mother scolding him. The joke is that children repeat bizarre adult phrases without understanding them, making them accidental “walking shitpost generators.” The follow-up “LMFAO” signals that the situation is being shared as an absurd reaction meme.

• @antichirst / 14657 2023-11-15