How I Introduce Myself to Women

My friends: “how are you still single?” How I introduce myself to women:

A man and a woman sit across from each other at a table during an interview. The joke is that the man explains his many serious personal problems and criminal history, showing why answering his friends’ question about being single is awkward and self-defeating. EN: A man and a woman sit across from each other at a table during an interview. The joke is that the man explains his many serious personal problems and criminal history, showing why answering his friends’ question about being single is awkward and self-defeating.

I did work at a small gaming store back in 2006, 2007. I am disabled, recognized by the state of Arkansas, but also the United States government. There's that. Now, the downside of that is I am extremely depressed. So there's some mental health issues that we bring to the table. And then physically, I am morbidly obese. I have no references, no work history, and no education. And when you Google my name, you might see rumors that I beat my ex-wife and I am also a pedophile. You should mention I'm also a felon. Okay. Uh... What's the nature of your felony? Aggravated assault. How old is it? About two years.

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