Candy Tournament Commentary

Text on the meme

WHAT A DAY, WHAT A DAY I TELL YOU, WE'RE GETTING EMOTIONS ANS SURPRISES I TELL YOU !! EVEN AFTER A HEART CRUSHING DEFEAT FROM TORGADOR, THE SHOW MUST GO ON, AND SO, WE'RE ABOUT TO WITNESS A FIGHT BETWEEN JONATHAN AND LONGFELLOW !! GOOD HEAVENS, THAT WAS AS VIOLENT AS IT COULD GET, I'M GETTING GOOSEBUMPS THINKING ABOUT IT !!! LONGFELLOW WASN'T EVEN GRANTED A CHANCE TO WIN ! CONGRATULATIONS LONGFELLOW THE FINALISTS WILL FACE EACHOTHER IN THE VERY NEXT POSTS !!!

What it means

A dramatic tournament commentator narrates a staged fight between pieces of candy arranged on a tabletop, treating the candy’s destruction like an intense sporting event. The joke comes from the exaggerated commentary and emotional reactions to an ordinary candy comparison, with the finalists supposedly advancing to future posts. EN: A dramatic tournament commentator narrates a staged fight between pieces of candy arranged on a tabletop, treating the candy’s destruction like an intense sporting event. The joke comes from the exaggerated commentary and emotional reactions to an ordinary candy comparison, with the finalists supposedly advancing to future posts.

Objects

hand / рука candy pieces / кусочки конфет orange candy / оранжевая конфета green candy / зелёная конфета purple candy / фиолетовая конфета blue candy / синяя конфета pink candy / розовая конфета brown candy / коричневая конфета crushed candy / раздавленная конфета black tabletop / чёрная столешница graph paper / миллиметровка candy tournament layout / схема конфетного турнира candy fragments / обломки конфет