Longfellow Just Got Sliced in Two

Text on the meme

WHAT.... GOOD HEAVENS WHAT JUST HAPPENED, LONGFELLOW JUST GOT SLICED IN TWO PIECES !!!!! THIS IS CRAZY, MAD FUCKING CRAZY, 27 YEARS LF CAREER, NEVER SEEN THAT !!!! LONG LIVE YELLOW FEVER !!!! HURRAY!!!!

What it means

A collage shows a purple candy apparently sliced in half, followed by a diagram of scattered colored candy pieces labeled as a bizarre family tree. The joke dramatically treats the candy accident like a shocking sports or historical event, celebrating the yellow candy while mourning Longfellow. People send it as an absurd reaction to an unexpectedly chaotic or overanalyzed situation.

Objects

purple candy / фиолетовая конфета white knife / белый нож broken orange candy / расколотая оранжевая конфета candy fragments / кусочки конфет graph paper / миллиметровая бумага family tree diagram / схема генеалогического древа red candy pieces / красные кусочки конфет blue candy pieces / синие кусочки конфет yellow candy pieces / жёлтые кусочки конфет green candy pieces / зелёные кусочки конфет brown candy pieces / коричневые кусочки конфет black tabletop / чёрная столешница