Didn't Zig and Zag

My girlfriend pointed a firearm at me during an argument and i can't stop thinking about it When you run, and you will, don't forget to zig zag My girlfriend shot me after i broke up with her OP didn't zig and zag

A Reddit screenshot shows a person worrying about his girlfriend pointing a firearm at him during an argument, followed by a joke advising him to zigzag when running. A later post says she shot him after the breakup, and the punchline is that OP failed to zig and zag. It is used as a darkly absurd reaction to foreshadowing or an obviously bad outcome.

• @afrosidemoon / 68855 2024-11-11