Boys' Table Explains Kinder Surprise

Girls' table: "Damn he's so hot" Boys' table: Kinder Surprise egg the cause of your desire of the chocolate egg probably made in some Chinese gulag just to send you which makes you a worthy person the higher goal

A grainy video shows a serious bearded man dramatically presenting and discussing a Kinder Surprise egg. The joke contrasts girls calling an attractive man “hot” with boys delivering an absurdly deep philosophical monologue about chocolate, cheap manufacturing, desire, and personal worth. The solemn narration and intense delivery make an ordinary candy toy sound like a profound existential object. EN: A grainy video shows a serious bearded man dramatically presenting and discussing a Kinder Surprise egg. The joke contrasts girls calling an attractive man “hot” with boys delivering an absurdly deep philosophical monologue about chocolate, cheap manufacturing, desire, and personal worth. The solemn narration and intense delivery make an ordinary candy toy sound like a profound existential object.

Kinder surprise egg a quite astonishing commodity the surprise of this excessive object the cause of your desire is here materialized in the guise of an object which fills in the inner void of the chocolate egg the whole delicate balance is between these two dimensions what you bought the chocolate egg and the surplus probably made in some Chinese Gula or whatever the surplus that you enjoy the surface.

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