Maximus Gluttonicus Caloricus

Text on the meme

>My name is Maximus Gluttonicus Caloricus. Commander of the Armies of Applebees. General of the Papa John's legions. Loyal servant of the true emperor, Little Caesar. Owner of a broken scale, wearer of a broken belt, and I will have my dessert, in this meal or the next.

What it means

A muscular warrior is contrasted with an overweight man in a parody of Gladiator. The speaker introduces himself as a gluttonous commander loyal to fast-food restaurants and vows to get dessert despite his broken scale and belt. It is used as an absurd reaction to overeating, dieting failure, or an intense craving for food. EN: A muscular warrior is contrasted with an overweight man in a parody of Gladiator. The speaker introduces himself as a gluttonous commander loyal to fast-food restaurants and vows to get dessert despite his broken scale and belt. It is used as an absurd reaction to overeating, dieting failure, or an intense craving for food.

Who

Maximus Decimus Meridius (Максимус Децимус Меридий) — Gladiator

Objects

muscular warrior / мускулистый воин overweight man / полный мужчина black armor / чёрные доспехи black sleeveless shirt / чёрная майка без рукавов black wrist guards / чёрные наручи eyeglasses / очки black sweatpants / чёрные спортивные штаны white stripes / белые полосы broken belt / сломанный ремень broken scale / сломанные весы restaurant interior / интерьер ресторана food craving / тяга к еде dessert / десерт online forum screenshot / скриншот интернет-форума