The Longest Pizza Roll

get away from my pizza rolls you long bastard

A kitchen contains an absurdly long pizza roll stretching from the microwave across the floor. The caption angrily addresses it as if it were a living creature, making the ridiculous size and overdramatic reaction the joke. People send this as an absurd reaction to something unexpectedly long, excessive, or difficult to get rid of. EN: A kitchen contains an absurdly long pizza roll stretching from the microwave across the floor. The caption angrily addresses it as if it were a living creature, making the ridiculous size and overdramatic reaction the joke. People send this as an absurd reaction to something unexpectedly long, excessive, or difficult to get rid of.

• @afrosidemoon / 66651 2024-07-20