Professional Mourner Summer Special

Do you want to boost your funeral? Hire me...the professional mourner to com and cry at the funeral. Below are the “Summer Special” prices: 1. Normal crying $50 2. Bahamian hollering $100 3. Crying and rolling on the ground $150 4. Crying and threatening to jump into the grave $200 5. Crying and actually jumping in the grave $1000

A humorous funeral-service advertisement shows two serious-looking men beside a list of increasingly dramatic mourning packages. The joke is the absurd escalation from ordinary crying to actually jumping into the grave, presented like a seasonal commercial menu. It is used as a reaction to exaggerated behavior, over-the-top grief, or situations where someone keeps escalating their response.

• @afrosidemoon / 66229 2024-07-02