Steak Eggs and Bacon Theory

>>20463919 (OP) # I'm a firm believer that humans REQUIRE steak, eggs, and bacon in order to live optimal lives. Hunger is just your body telling you that one of these things is missing in your diet. Obesity can be explained by the human body "searching" for steak, eggs, and bacon but never finding any. Thus it enter a loop where it's permanently hungry 24/7 and people become fat fucks. you're my new favorite schizo

An anonymous imageboard post shows a plate of steak, eggs, and bacon alongside a bizarre theory that hunger means the body is searching for missing breakfast foods, causing obesity when it never finds them. A reply calls the poster a favorite "schizo," making the joke a reaction to absurd pseudo-scientific reasoning and confidently ridiculous food theories. EN: An anonymous imageboard post shows a plate of steak, eggs, and bacon alongside a bizarre theory that hunger means the body is searching for missing breakfast foods, causing obesity when it never finds them. A reply calls the poster a favorite "schizo," making the joke a reaction to absurd pseudo-scientific reasoning and confidently ridiculous food theories.

• @afrosidemoon / 65229 2024-05-16