Bro Why Can’t I Get a Girlfriend

Text on the meme

“Bro why can’t i get a girlfriend?”

What it means

A video montage shows an injured man and a woman in blue clothing reacting awkwardly while a bizarre conversation about sex, an exploding penis, and oysters plays over Percy Faith’s dreamy “Theme from A Summer Place.” The cheerful romantic music contrasts with the increasingly explicit dialogue, making the clip absurd and cringe as a reaction to someone asking why they cannot get a girlfriend.

Speech

You want to have sex? You mean use my cock. I know that weird thing could happen. What weird thing? Well, it's just for some guys not me But for some guys, you know when they make it move It gets all big and hard like a big pimple and then it pops It's gross You know, that's that's actually completely normal. What happens all the time Ideally no You were right. Check this out. These are called oysters? You want one? The Megis feel so good. You want to make my cock explode now? What? Sorry. Intercourt? No, Titus.

Sound

♪ Percy Faith — Theme from "A Summer Place"

music / музыка boom / бум

Objects

injured man / раненый мужчина woman in blue jumpsuit / женщина в синем комбинезоне white tank top / белая майка white arm bandage / белая повязка на руке bloodstain / пятно крови blue jacket / синяя куртка white bathrobe / белый халат table / стол bottle / бутылка food containers / контейнеры с едой yellow chair / жёлтый стул oysters / устрицы confused emoji / смущённый эмодзи concrete wall / бетонная стена awkward reactions / неловкие реакции