Book Gives Me Laser Vision

“Oh look a book.” “Ah fuck, my eyes!” “Oh cool, I have laser vision.”

A cartoon duck-like character in a blue dress first discovers a book, then reacts in horror when the book hurts its eyes, and finally turns the eye beams into laser vision. The joke treats eye strain from reading as an absurd superpower, making it useful as a reaction to unexpectedly gaining a bizarre advantage from a problem. EN: A cartoon duck-like character in a blue dress first discovers a book, then reacts in horror when the book hurts its eyes, and finally turns the eye beams into laser vision. The joke treats eye strain from reading as an absurd superpower, making it useful as a reaction to unexpectedly gaining a bizarre advantage from a problem.

• @afrosidemoon / 64607 2024-04-19