The Longer You’re Offline

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A fake chat screenshot shows someone sending increasingly bizarre pet names to a person who has been offline for a long time, ending with “room temperature milk,” “nandos,” and “cold McDonald's fries.” The joke is that the nicknames become progressively stranger and less affectionate the longer the person remains unavailable, making it a playful reaction to being ignored or absent. EN: A fake chat screenshot shows someone sending increasingly bizarre pet names to a person who has been offline for a long time, ending with “room temperature milk,” “nandos,” and “cold McDonald's fries.” The joke is that the nicknames become progressively stranger and less affectionate the longer the person remains unavailable, making it a playful reaction to being ignored or absent.

• @afrosidemoon / 64145 2024-03-30