King's Prostate Breaking News

Breaking News King urinates for first time since prostate treatment Breaking News King's prostate is "doing well" Breaking News King's prostate successfully secretes milky fluid Breaking News The King has ejaculated Breaking News Monarchy in turmoil as King's prostate loses military titles and use of HRH

A stack of fake BBC breaking-news notifications reports increasingly explicit updates about a king’s prostate treatment, culminating in his ejaculation and a ridiculous constitutional crisis. The joke parodies sensational royal news coverage by presenting a private bodily function as a major national event, making it suitable as an absurd reaction to excessive media attention or an unexpectedly dramatic success. EN: A stack of fake BBC breaking-news notifications reports increasingly explicit updates about a king’s prostate treatment, culminating in his ejaculation and a ridiculous constitutional crisis. The joke parodies sensational royal news coverage by presenting a private bodily function as a major national event, making it suitable as an absurd reaction to excessive media attention or an unexpectedly dramatic success.

• @afrosidemoon / 62685 2024-01-31