Bradley Cooper’s Knife-Wielding Childhood

He "hated" being a child,[9][17] was bullied in elementary school,[18] and had no friends until he was "14 or 15".[19][20] In grade one, having been heavily influenced by the action film First Blood, he took steak knives to school and threw them at other children during recess. This incident led to a suspension.[17] He was unable to read,[21]

A smiling portrait of Bradley Cooper appears above a Wikipedia-style paragraph claiming that he was bullied, brought steak knives to school after watching First Blood, and could not read. The joke comes from presenting an obviously absurd and violent fake biography in a serious encyclopedic format, making it useful as an absurd reaction meme. EN: A smiling portrait of Bradley Cooper appears above a Wikipedia-style paragraph claiming that he was bullied, brought steak knives to school after watching First Blood, and could not read. The joke comes from presenting an obviously absurd and violent fake biography in a serious encyclopedic format, making it useful as an absurd reaction meme.

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