Child Predator Gamer Tag

>watch Predator for the first time when I was 10 >think the predator is badass >get Xbox live >think of cool gamer tag >xxTheChildPredatorxx >nobody adds my friend requests >haven't the slightest clue why The fear I must have invoked in the hearts of parents when I sent their kids friend requests was probably astounding xxTheChildPredatorxx 0 friend requests Leopard

A young gamer watches Predator, thinks the alien hunter is cool, and chooses the username “xxTheChildPredatorxx” on Xbox Live. Years later, he realizes that parents probably found the name terrifying when he sent friend requests to their children, explaining why nobody accepted them. It is a self-deprecating joke about an unintentionally creepy gamer tag and having zero friends online.

• @afrosidemoon / 61395 2023-12-02