Accidentally Hit Coach's Balls

>be me at 9 years old >Baseball game >I'm up to bat, bases loaded, our team is down 3-0 >I swing as hard as I can and the ball goes flying >My coach starts yelling at me to run >I am so excited about my hit that I throw my bat >It hits him right in the thigh, connecting with his left ball >He ends up on the ground screaming >Fast forward 14 years >I'm working at a sit down pizza restaurant/bar >I see my old baseball coach at the bar and I go up to him excited >He sees me and laughs >Tells all his friends while laughing "this is the kid that hit my nuts with a baseball bat by accident" >His friends laugh, I laugh I hope your balls are doing well coach, if you ever need someone to empty them I'm right here

A greentext-style story describes a nine-year-old accidentally hitting his baseball coach in the groin with a thrown bat. Fourteen years later, the coach publicly retells the embarrassing incident, and the narrator responds with a crude sexual joke about emptying his balls. The meme is used as an absurd, darkly suggestive reaction to an awkward encounter. EN: A greentext-style story describes a nine-year-old accidentally hitting his baseball coach in the groin with a thrown bat. Fourteen years later, the coach publicly retells the embarrassing incident, and the narrator responds with a crude sexual joke about emptying his balls. The meme is used as an absurd, darkly suggestive reaction to an awkward encounter.

• @afrosidemoon / 60978 2023-11-16