Professor's Uncomfortable Coolness

My professor keeps trying to be cool but all it does is make me feel uncomfortable Basophilia • In orthochromatophilic stage, cells can be acidophilic due to large amounts of Hb • Endomitosis: only nucleus division; without megakaryoblast → megakaryocyte Granulopoiesis Stages: (“My Penis Makes My Bitch Moan”) 1. Myeloblast 2. Promyelocyte 3. Myelocyte 4. Metamyelocyte 5. Band cell/stab cell 6. Mature leucocyte Know: • Promyelocyte characterized by basophilic cytoplasm and primary/azurophilic granules • First visible sign of differentiation appears in • “Left shift” - appearance of large numbers of immature cells) and indicates bacterial infection

A social media post shows a professor’s lecture notes on granulopoiesis, with the mnemonic “My Penis Makes My Bitch Moan” written as the stages of white blood cell development. The joke is that the professor is trying to make dry medical material “cool” with an extremely inappropriate mnemonic, making the student uncomfortable. EN: A social media post shows a professor’s lecture notes on granulopoiesis, with the mnemonic “My Penis Makes My Bitch Moan” written as the stages of white blood cell development. The joke is that the professor is trying to make dry medical material “cool” with an extremely inappropriate mnemonic, making the student uncomfortable.

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