Sex vs Bionicle Trilogy Box Set

sex the bionicle trilogy box set ✖ can be expensive ✖ chance of STDs/pregnancy ✖ too long and boring ✖ have to wait before you can do it again ✖ might not even cum ✓ costs $9.99 ✓ totally safe with or without a condom ✓ 3 hours 37 minutes, perfect length ✓ start it over instantly ✓ guaranteed orgasm every time

A four-panel comparison presents sex as expensive, risky, boring, and unreliable, while praising the Bionicle trilogy box set as cheap, safe, perfectly timed, replayable, and guaranteed to provide an orgasm. The joke is an absurd comparison that treats watching a toy-based fantasy film trilogy as superior to sex, making it a reaction for choosing fictional entertainment over intimacy. EN: A four-panel comparison presents sex as expensive, risky, boring, and unreliable, while praising the Bionicle trilogy box set as cheap, safe, perfectly timed, replayable, and guaranteed to provide an orgasm. The joke is an absurd comparison that treats watching a toy-based fantasy film trilogy as superior to sex, making it a reaction for choosing fictional entertainment over intimacy.

• @afrosidemoon / 60218 2023-10-17