Patrick Bateman Concealed Carry
>be me >walking around in public with my concealed carry >someone starts a mass shooting >thisismytime.appimage >kill him and save untold lives >go to court >get charged with murder of a federal agent >mfw
Patrick Bateman from American Psycho stares blankly while a greentext story describes carrying a concealed weapon, stopping a mass shooting, and then being charged with murdering a federal agent. The joke is the absurdly unlucky consequence: doing something heroic still leads to prosecution, making this useful as a reaction to situations where a good deed backfires. EN: Patrick Bateman from American Psycho stares blankly while a greentext story describes carrying a concealed weapon, stopping a mass shooting, and then being charged with murdering a federal agent. The joke is the absurdly unlucky consequence: doing something heroic still leads to prosecution, making this useful as a reaction to situations where a good deed backfires.
man / мужчинаclose-up face / лицо крупным планомslicked-back hair / зачёсанные назад волосыserious expression / серьёзное выражение лицаwooden wall / деревянная стенаgreen text / зелёный текстimage viewer / просмотрщик изображенийconcealed handgun / скрытый пистолетpublic place / общественное местоcourtroom / зал суда
- @afrosidemoon / 59742 2023-09-29
- Template
- Patrick Bateman staring
- Type
- image
- Size
- 634×800 · 61.9 KiB
- Mood
- darkly absurd
- Language
- en
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