Poisonous vs Venomous Confusion

If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous If it bites you and you die, it's venomous POISONOUS BITE VENOMOUS BITE What if it bites me and it dies? that means you're poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read. What if it bites itself and I die? It's voodoo. What if it bites me and someone else dies? That's correlation, not causation. what if we bite each other and neither of us die that's kinky oh my god

A two-panel cartoon explains the distinction between poisonous and venomous using a blue lizard and a snake, followed by a dialogue that increasingly misinterprets the definitions. The joke escalates through voodoo, correlation versus causation, and finally a suggestive “kinky” conclusion, parodying overly literal science questions. EN: A two-panel cartoon explains the distinction between poisonous and venomous using a blue lizard and a snake, followed by a dialogue that increasingly misinterprets the definitions. The joke escalates through voodoo, correlation versus causation, and finally a suggestive “kinky” conclusion, parodying overly literal science questions.

• @afrosidemoon / 59475 2023-09-19