Disneyland Last Wishes

I have 2 last wishes. #1- I want my remains scattered around Disneyland. #2- I don't want to be cremated.

A text-only joke presents a person listing two final wishes: having their remains scattered around Disneyland while refusing cremation. The contradiction is the punchline, since scattered remains would normally require cremation, making the wishes impossible together. EN: A text-only joke presents a person listing two final wishes: having their remains scattered around Disneyland while refusing cremation. The contradiction is the punchline, since scattered remains would normally require cremation, making the wishes impossible together.

• @afrosidemoon / 58327 2023-08-02