Today I Will Longboard

Text on the meme

hmm today i will longboard oh god oh fuck

What it means

A hand-drawn four-panel comic shows a smug stick-figure character deciding to ride a longboard, attempting it, and ending up injured and panicked. The punchline is the sudden shift from confident anticipation to disaster, making it useful as a reaction to trying something ambitious and immediately failing.

Objects

stick figure / человечек-палочка longboard skateboard / лонгборд fallen rider / упавший райдер injuries and blood / травмы и кровь four-panel comic / четырёхпанельный комикс black-and-white drawing / чёрно-белый рисунок smug face / самодовольное лицо red marks / красные отметины ground line / линия земли