Spider Girlfriend Bathroom Romance

>>232456282 # There's a spider in my bathroom I've had around for a while now and I've taken to putting other bugs in her web or trapping them in there so she can catch them. She was just dinning on a little black beetle I left for her last time I visited. I pretend we're dating and tell her about my day while she eats. I have showered in front of her, act shy about it, and sometimes get hard under her gaze. Just sometimes.

A person describes treating a spider living in their bathroom like a romantic partner: feeding her bugs, talking to her, and showering in front of her. The punchline is the increasingly bizarre confession that they sometimes become aroused under the spider’s gaze, making this a reaction meme for awkward, creepy, or absurd oversharing. EN: A person describes treating a spider living in their bathroom like a romantic partner: feeding her bugs, talking to her, and showering in front of her. The punchline is the increasingly bizarre confession that they sometimes become aroused under the spider’s gaze, making this a reaction meme for awkward, creepy, or absurd oversharing.

• @afrosidemoon / 56596 2023-05-15