Holy Guacamole Pickup Fail

Holy guacamole you’re hot What’s up Ok, I’ll be real with you, you’re a good looking guy and all but you just completely blew it. In the future with your next match do NOT use holy guacamole. You completely killed the mood, I’m allergic to guacamole and you. Thanks for the advice. Bravo avocado

A text-message conversation shows a man opening with “Holy guacamole you’re hot,” only to be told that the cheesy pickup line ruined the mood. The punchline is the exaggerated claim that the recipient is allergic both to guacamole and to him, followed by the sarcastic “Bravo avocado” reply. It is used as a reaction to awkward flirting or a painfully bad pickup line. EN: A text-message conversation shows a man opening with “Holy guacamole you’re hot,” only to be told that the cheesy pickup line ruined the mood. The punchline is the exaggerated claim that the recipient is allergic both to guacamole and to him, followed by the sarcastic “Bravo avocado” reply. It is used as a reaction to awkward flirting or a painfully bad pickup line.

• @afrosidemoon / 56047 2023-04-19