DDoS Opportunity at Work

Text on the meme

Uh boss... we got a problem You know our motto: There are no problems, only opportunities! Then I’ve got great news! We have a DDoS opportunity!

What it means

Two office workers discuss a problem while working on laptops. The boss reframes problems as opportunities, so the employee jokingly announces that a DDoS attack is an opportunity. It is used as an absurd reaction to someone trying to put a positive spin on a serious issue.

Objects

young man in black shirt / молодой мужчина в чёрной футболке older man with glasses / пожилой мужчина в очках laptop / ноутбук desk / письменный стол office chair / офисное кресло computer workspace / компьютерное рабочее место speech bubbles / речевые пузыри blue shirt / синяя рубашка black T-shirt / чёрная футболка indoor office / офисное помещение hands on keyboard / руки на клавиатуре glass partition / стеклянная перегородка