No One Will Simp Over You

Do you have a GF? 😏 Do you think I’m hot?! way many more ppl More ATTCTIVNER than you Your personality and your voice.. My voice?!? Not be anorexic No ones gonna simp over you..

A woman interviews a heavyset man at an event, asking whether he finds her attractive. He bluntly says that many people there are more attractive, criticizes her personality and voice, and tells her to eat a burger and stop being anorexic. The punchline is his brutally direct rejection and the final claim that nobody will simp over her. EN: A woman interviews a heavyset man at an event, asking whether he finds her attractive. He bluntly says that many people there are more attractive, criticizes her personality and voice, and tells her to eat a burger and stop being anorexic. The punchline is his brutally direct rejection and the final claim that nobody will simp over her.

A girlfriend? I don't. Do you think I'm hot? Eh, not really. Oh, why? Way many more people are attractive here than you. What's not hot about me? Your personality and your voice. My voice? You're a little too small. You can maybe like eat a burger, not be anorexic. Um, that's aggressive. I don't know who you're trying to impress. No one's gonna simp over you.

• @afrosidemoon / 54740 2023-02-20