I Am Listening to the Snake

Nah I’m willing to hear you out. Actually let me speak for you, I would facefuck the shit out of this snake, if you know Kung fu panda lore, she has no fangs so it’d be like your fucking a smooth mouth sock, I would just go to town on this flashlight with eyes. I am listening

A screenshot of a social media reply jokingly describing an extremely explicit attraction to a snake-like character. The punchline references Kung Fu Panda lore, claiming the snake has no fangs and comparing it to a smooth flashlight with eyes. It is used as an absurd, shocking reaction to someone showing or discussing the snake.

• @afrosidemoon / 53765 2023-01-08