Eminem Gets a Caveman's Car

I FUCKED MY CAR UP AFTER AND WALKED MY WHITE ASS UP TO THE COUNTER AND ASKED FOR THEIR BEST DEAL AND I TRUSTED THEM BECAUSE THE GUYS THEY BLINDFOLDED ME AND DROVE ME SOMEPLACE FOR TWENTY MINUTES THEY TOOK OFF MY BLINDFOLD FETUSES BECAUSE IT WAS ONCE USED THE DEALERS MADE ME SIGN SOME PAPERS AND CUT OFF ONE OF MY EARS AND I WAS GOOD TO GO IT WAS INSTANTLY CLEAR TO ME THAT I HAD BEEN FOOLED INTO PURCHASING A FUCKING CAVEMAN'S CAR

A fast-paced video montage uses photos of Eminem performing while captions narrate a bizarre car-buying story. The dealers blindfold the narrator, take him somewhere, and trick him into buying a disgusting, mutilated “caveman’s car,” making the escalating absurdity work as a dark parody of Eminem’s rapid rap delivery. It is used as an absurd reaction meme for situations where someone realizes they were catastrophically scammed. EN: A fast-paced video montage uses photos of Eminem performing while captions narrate a bizarre car-buying story. The dealers blindfold the narrator, take him somewhere, and trick him into buying a disgusting, mutilated “caveman’s car,” making the escalating absurdity work as a dark parody of Eminem’s rapid rap delivery. It is used as an absurd reaction meme for situations where someone realizes they were catastrophically scammed.

I fucked my car up after running over Rematch with some purpose so it was time to get a new car I traveled seven miles far foot to the nearest dealership and walked my white ass up to the counter and asked for their best deal They took one look at me and knew that I was full of shit instantly That I was not to be taken seriously as a customer But it seemed they were still willing to hook me up And I trusted them because the guys who worked there were all jobs like me And if you are a nerd, then that's just something you'll never understand They blindfolded me and drove me someplace for 20 minutes And told me to get the fuck out of the car They coaxed me deep in and would whitt it every by jabbing me with a spike Even though I was fine, they just keep walking without the spike They took off my blindfold and I saw the worst car I could have possibly imagined It was all fucked up, there were no windows, smelled like Poesun And it was covered in pictures, a mutilated figure since the cause It was once used at abortion process or something But other than all of that, it was pretty good The dealers made me sign some papers and cut off one of my ears And I was good to go I busted my faith through the floor of the vehicle and started it up

♪ Eminem — The Real Slim Shady

• @afrosidemoon / 52804 2022-11-21