When She Tries to Flirt

When she tries to flirt with you but your blood is filled with microplastics & your pineal gland is filled with fluoride so you just stare at her like

A four-panel collage shows emotionally blank men staring directly at the camera beneath a caption about a woman trying to flirt with someone whose blood contains microplastics and whose pineal gland contains fluoride. The absurd conspiracy-style explanation for being unable to respond turns ordinary romantic awkwardness into a deadpan, chemically induced reaction meme. It is sent when someone feels numb, socially inept, or completely unable to react to flirting. EN: A four-panel collage shows emotionally blank men staring directly at the camera beneath a caption about a woman trying to flirt with someone whose blood contains microplastics and whose pineal gland contains fluoride. The absurd conspiracy-style explanation for being unable to respond turns ordinary romantic awkwardness into a deadpan, chemically induced reaction meme. It is sent when someone feels numb, socially inept, or completely unable to react to flirting.

• @afrosidemoon / 52704 2022-11-16