McDojo self-defense gone wrong

McDojoLife Reply to eminel527's comment yeah this going to more personal ☠️ BLACK. WHITE. HUMAN!

A montage jumps between a martial-arts gym, a serious young man posing under red lights, a child delivering a message outdoors, and a girl demonstrating an awkward kick while an instructor holds her hand. The audio presents exaggerated self-defense instructions—blocking a throat grab, kicking the knee, and grabbing a hand—while the visuals become increasingly absurd, turning the earnest tutorial into a parody of “McDojo” martial arts content. EN: A montage jumps between a martial-arts gym, a serious young man posing under red lights, a child delivering a message outdoors, and a girl demonstrating an awkward kick while an instructor holds her hand. The audio presents exaggerated self-defense instructions—blocking a throat grab, kicking the knee, and grabbing a hand—while the visuals become increasingly absurd, turning the earnest tutorial into a parody of “McDojo” martial arts content.

Ready? Both hands. Step two. Hi guys. We're gonna show you what you do when someone grabs you by the throat. Step one. Put your arm up. Step two. Oh! You need a wing! I'm gonna show you what you do when someone grabs you. Step one. Kick his knee. Step two. Grab your hand. Hello, you're a big daddy.

• @afrosidemoon / 51813 2022-10-11