Morbius Is Forever

STATE OF FLORIDA OFFICE OF VITAL STATISTICS CERTIFIED COPY CERTIFICATION OF BIRTH STATE FILE NUMBER: CHILD'S NAME: MICHEAL MORBIUS CLARKE DATE OF BIRTH: JUNE 12, 2022 SEX: MALE COUNTY OF BIRTH: ORANGE MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME: FATHER'S NAME: BENJAMIN KENT CLARKE DATE ISSUED: JUNE 17, 2022 STATE REGISTRAR Wifes anger is temporary, Morbius is forever CERTIFICATION OF VITAL RECORD HEALTH VOID IF ALTERED

A mock Florida birth certificate lists a child named Micheal Morbius Clarke, with the caption “Wifes anger is temporary, Morbius is forever.” The joke combines a baby being named after the widely mocked superhero movie character Morbius with a dramatic twist on “diamonds are forever,” implying the father chose Morbius despite his wife’s anger. EN: A mock Florida birth certificate lists a child named Micheal Morbius Clarke, with the caption “Wifes anger is temporary, Morbius is forever.” The joke combines a baby being named after the widely mocked superhero movie character Morbius with a dramatic twist on “diamonds are forever,” implying the father chose Morbius despite his wife’s anger.

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