Big Guts Small Penis

Text on the meme

Damn near cut me dick off today... Two things stopped it from happening. 1) My big guts 2) My small penis

What it means

A split-image joke shows a person in torn jeans with a large belly preventing a power tool from reaching the crotch. The punchline is self-deprecating: two physical traits, a big stomach and a small penis, supposedly prevented a serious injury. It is shared as an absurd, crude reaction meme about narrowly avoiding disaster. EN: A split-image joke shows a person in torn jeans with a large belly preventing a power tool from reaching the crotch. The punchline is self-deprecating: two physical traits, a big stomach and a small penis, supposedly prevented a serious injury. It is shared as an absurd, crude reaction meme about narrowly avoiding disaster.

Objects

large belly / большой живот torn jeans / рваные джинсы black underwear / чёрное нижнее бельё power tool / электроинструмент angle grinder / углошлифовальная машина metal cutting disc / режущий диск по металлу work gloves / рабочие перчатки gray shirt / серая футболка wooden background / деревянный фон split-panel layout / разделённая на панели композиция