Am I Gay Now?

>Be me >Straight girl >6'4" but i don't mind (my whole family's like this) >Work in a bar >Replacing a keg for this 5'2" bartender >She calls me an Amazon, pats my stomach since that's all she can reach >Instantly soaking fucking wet Oh god oh fuck am I gay??

An embarrassed anime-style girl recounts becoming attracted to a short female bartender who calls her an Amazon and pats her stomach. The joke is that these small interactions make her suddenly question her stated heterosexuality, parodying an exaggerated /k/ greentext confession. It is used as a reaction to unexpectedly realizing attraction to someone of the same sex.

• @afrosidemoon / 45866 2022-01-15