Sex 2 Official Patch Notes
Sex 2 Official Ver 1.4 Patch Notes: 1/11/22 Added Features ♦ Cock can now cum confetti (cumfetti) ♦ A woman will not be inseminated if you hold D while you cum ♦ Owning a Reddit account will incur a +10 upgrade in virginity ♦ Can't unlock big titty goth after level 30 Bug Fixes ♦ A woman will orgasm in 10 seconds upon seeing a forklift driver instead of instantly ♦ Cold weather doesn't make it shrink anymore ♦ No-clip when hitting a g spot is disabled ♦ Can't pay for sexual favors with NFTs anymore ♦ Wearing "Garfield" skin won't automatically make the nearest partner mate with you "It's gonna be great" -CEO of Sex
A fake video game patch-notes screen for “Sex 2” lists absurd new features and bug fixes, including bizarre sexual mechanics, Reddit virginity upgrades, NFTs, and a Garfield skin. A smiling man is faintly superimposed behind the text, with the quote “It’s gonna be great” attributed to the CEO of Sex. The meme is used as an ironic reaction to mock overconfident announcements, ridiculous updates, or an obviously terrible sequel. EN: A fake video game patch-notes screen for “Sex 2” lists absurd new features and bug fixes, including bizarre sexual mechanics, Reddit virginity upgrades, NFTs, and a Garfield skin. A smiling man is faintly superimposed behind the text, with the quote “It’s gonna be great” attributed to the CEO of Sex. The meme is used as an ironic reaction to mock overconfident announcements, ridiculous updates, or an obviously terrible sequel.
- @afrosidemoon / 45865 2022-01-15
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- video game patch notes parody
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- image
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- 800×743 · 154.4 KiB
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- absurd, satirical
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- en
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