Patrick Bateman Prefers Kisses

weird to me that people will see a picture of a pretty woman and you want her to step on you. i'd much rather a pretty woman gives me a kiss. if she stepped on me i think i'd yell like Tom and Jerry

A stoic Patrick Bateman sits in an office beneath a tweet saying that he would rather be kissed by a pretty woman than stepped on. The joke contrasts his cold, serious expression with an unexpectedly vanilla preference and the exaggerated pain of Tom and Jerry cartoons, making it useful as a reaction to extreme thirst or unusual preferences. EN: A stoic Patrick Bateman sits in an office beneath a tweet saying that he would rather be kissed by a pretty woman than stepped on. The joke contrasts his cold, serious expression with an unexpectedly vanilla preference and the exaggerated pain of Tom and Jerry cartoons, making it useful as a reaction to extreme thirst or unusual preferences.

• @afrosidemoon / 45242 2021-12-21