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Two Things Saved Me

Two Things Saved Me

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Damn near cut me dick today.... Two things stopped it from happening. 1) My big guts 2) My small penis
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A close-up shows torn work clothes and a damaged cutting tool near the crotch. The joke is a crude self-deprecating claim that a large belly and a small penis prevented the tool from cutting him, so the image is shared as an absurd reaction to a near-miss or embarrassing accident.

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crude absurd
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