End Danish Child Cruelty Now

Every Year, Over 4.000 Innocent children Are born in Denmark • 4/5 children born in Denmark are forced to eat Smørrebrød every day • 9/10 will never learn to verbally communicate, aside from unintelligible gurgling sounds • Over 80% of Danish children will end up working in the pork industry. • Almost all children born in Denmark will grow up believing Carlsberg is drinkable! • Most will never leave Denmark • There exists no cure for Danish End this cruelty NOW!!!

A mock humanitarian warning lists absurd “facts” about children born in Denmark, including being forced to eat smørrebrød, working in the pork industry, and believing Carlsberg is drinkable. The punchline is exaggerated anti-Danish satire that treats ordinary Danish culture and stereotypes as a cruel, incurable condition, ending with a dramatic call to action. EN: A mock humanitarian warning lists absurd “facts” about children born in Denmark, including being forced to eat smørrebrød, working in the pork industry, and believing Carlsberg is drinkable. The punchline is exaggerated anti-Danish satire that treats ordinary Danish culture and stereotypes as a cruel, incurable condition, ending with a dramatic call to action.

• @afrosidemoon / 43602 2021-10-17