Freelance Writer's Furry Client

>be freelance writer >have one client who is a furry >like hardcore fucked up stereotypical nasty-ass furry >he often comes to me to write fanfics for him involving his fursona, his OCs and other fictional characters >he incorporates every furfag fetish under the sun from farts, scat, gay shit, NTR, CBT/ ballbusting, amputation, abuse, vomit, incest, vore, and everything in between >i charge $300 every 900 words, some of these fanfics are dozens of pages in length >since furries are somehow rich fucks he actually fucking pays upfront for them >let me reiterate, he literally pays me thousands of dollars to keep writing this smut for him >majority of my income comes from him >if I dropped him as a client I'd be broke >i fucking hate my fucking existence

A black-and-white distressed Wojak-style figure appears above a long green-text greentext confession from a freelance writer. The writer describes earning most of their income from an extremely wealthy furry client who pays hundreds of dollars for explicit fetish fanfiction, while bitterly hating the situation despite depending on it financially. The joke is the absurd contrast between disgust, lucrative work, and economic dependence, so the meme is used as a reaction to a miserable but profitable job.

• @afrosidemoon / 42928 2021-09-21